2. Miley Cyrus’ Distended Tongue
Only a few short years ago, Miley Cyrus was known for her sweetheart persona, Hannah Montana. But, have times changed! Now, Miley is known mostly for singing about drug use and taking her clothes off… Oh, and then there’s that thing she does in all her photos. You know how she keeps wagging her tongue? Well, that’s marketing right there, and the tongue deserves to be insured… For $1 million and no less.