Shoplifting at the Mall
There’s a bit of irony with this one. This sexy brunette was busted for shoplifting at a mall. Why is that ironic? Because, despite getting arrested, her makeup is darn near perfect. If only she would smile. I bet the bull-dyke lesbians in jail had a lot of fun with her. She’s prime for the taking. I don’t care about her penchant for stealing stuff. This chick is damn sexy, so at least a solid 8-8.5. Those eyes are unbelievably sexy. Call me, maybe?